Marie-Pierre Dominique

A meeting of the residents of my flats and I walk home with the lady who lives below me.  She is French and wears glasses with opaque plastic rims.  She also works from home.  She asks if I want one or all three of her middle names.  I tell her to hit me with the hat-trick.  "I'm catholic", she tells me to explain the use of her godfather's name in the middle, "or I used to be".